Wednesday April 19, 2006

Here comes a changing of the guard at the War House: McClellan Out as White House Press Secretary. Now I just wonder what the final parting words from Dubya to exiting Press Secretary Scott McClellan will be, let's see:

1. You're dead to me.
2. Will ya still be joining us in Kennebunkport?
3. Recall the first rule of the war club: nobody talks about the war club.
4. Keep what you've seen to yourself 'cause I have some stories of my own. Remember that cutie in Helsinki?
5. Don't go writing any books now, you know I don't read!
6. Ya know what they say, Scotty: What happens at the white house, stays at the white house.
7. Publish memoirs and I'll make sure you're joining Dick Cheney's next hunting party...
8. Ya know the "forget everything you've just seen" light flash in Men In Black? Was that real? Ya think we can do that? It'd be for the good of us all.
9. You're not going to one of those quote think tanks, are ya?
10. If things don't go well in Donnie's corner, would ya like to come back as Secretary of Defense?

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